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But he's in for a big surprise. Judith's sexy but sinister sister, Liz, comes to Jake's 11th birthday party, where she flirts with Alan. Meanwhile, Evelyn gets drunk. Jake becomes a brooding musician when he continuously plays "Smoke on the Water" on his guitar with an ever-present grumpy attitude.
Alan takes Charlie to meet with his sexy and determined divorce attorney after Judith expresses concern that Charlie is a bad influence on Jake. Alan succumbs to Judith's demand that they take Jake to therapy every week, where he discovers that he's having his own issues -- with sleepwalking. When Jake parrots one of Charlie's sexist remarks in front of Judith's support group, they decide that Charlie's home is a bad environment for him.
After a woman Charlie's been dating has a pregnancy scare, Alan suggests a permanent solution for him: a vasectomy. In the second season of this hit comedy, polar opposite brothers Alan and Charlie finally learn what it means to get along -- well, almost. When Charlie won't let Alan join his clique of friends, Alan tries to round up his own friends -- but Judith has turned them against him.
Alan is depressed that Judith is dating Jake's doctor -- until Charlie reminds him that if Judith remarries, he won't have to pay alimony anymore. Jake thinks he's dreaming one night when he sees the teacher who tried to get him suspended, Miss Pasternak, practically naked in Charlie's kitchen. Jake adores Judith's rich new boyfriend. Feeling inadequate, Alan teaches his year-old son how to drive a car. Charlie dates a woman who's a female version of himself.
Meanwhile, Alan tries to instill some discipline in Jake to improve his homework habits. When Evelyn tells Jake that Alan shoplifted a toy as a child, Alan denies the charge. But he admits to Charlie that he might have a secret evil side. To serve as a good example to Jake, Charlie and Alan begrudgingly agree to throw their mother a party to celebrate her real estate achievements. Alan's expectations for a date with a woman he met grocery shopping are far exceeded when she introduces him to a world of sex he never knew existed.
Charlie encounters Lisa and is thrilled to learn that her marriage didn't work out. But there's a new wrinkle in their potential relationship. Charlie enlists Jake's help writing the theme song for a new cartoon. Meanwhile, Rose invites Alan to a movie and surprises him with her intellect. Charlie is surprised when a woman rejects his overtures and tells him that women around town have been comparing notes on his philandering. Alan's high school friend comes for a visit.
Charlie used to make fun of her, but the tables are turned when he sees how attractive she's become. When an earthquake causes plumbing damage in Judith's home, Alan allows her to move into the beach house temporarily -- much to Charlie's displeasure. After Evelyn belittles Jake, Alan decides to cut her out of their lives. He and Charlie hear that she's in the hospital, but they know it's a ploy. Charlie and Alan are planning to drive to Vegas with Jake.
When Judith hears about it, she forbids Alan to take Jake anywhere without her permission. When Alan finds out he's being audited by the IRS, he's forced to leave Jake with his brother and hope that Charlie can get him to school.
When Charlie seeks help for an injured back, he learns that his physician died four years ago and has been replaced by a beautiful female doctor. Charlie persuades Alan to pretend to be his partner so that the gay owner of an advertising agency will continue to give him more jingles to write.
Alan goes out with a woman who once dated Charlie just so she could have sex with him, and he can't seem to get that off his mind. Unable to express the anger they have toward the women in their lives, Charlie and Alan lash out at each other. Rose tries to help them sort it out. When Evelyn discovers that her second husband, Harry, has died, she reveals to her sons that he left her for a younger woman.
After Evelyn gives Alan a loan so he can purchase a new Porsche, Charlie informs his brother that Alan has sold his soul to the devil. When Evelyn learns that Jake spent his spring vacation with his other grandparents, she pressures Alan into letting him stay with her for a night. Charlie has sex with a gorgeous young woman without realizing she's married to an elderly man, who shows up at the house looking for his wife.
The adventures just get zanier in the Emmy-nominated comedy's third season as Charlie continues to push the uptight Alan to the brink. Charlie volunteers to watch Jake for the weekend -- but soon realizes he and Jake have different ideas when it comes to having a good time. When Jake's school principal demands to meet with Alan about a picture Jake drew of a large-breasted schoolmate, Alan tries to get help from Charlie.
Charlie fears he will rarely get to see Jake if Alan and Judith reconcile, so he does everything in his power to keep the two apart. Alan infuriates Charlie when he gives Berta permission to move into the beach house for a couple of days, leading Alan to consider moving out.
After a woman with whom Charlie has been having sex professes her love for him, he responds inappropriately and suffers from impotence. Charlie is thrilled that he's dating Isabella, a wild, sexually uninhibited woman -- until Alan points out that she's a spooky Satan worshiper. Charlie finds himself in a compromising position after getting drunk and spending the evening with his stalker, Rose, while celebrating her birthday. After an attractive ballet teacher rejects Charlie's overtures, Charlie tries to prove to Alan that he can persuade her to go on a date with him.
A wealthy elderly woman named Norma is romantically interested in Alan -- and bribes him to sleep with her. Alan organizes a family dinner to celebrate the publication of a flattering newspaper article, but he's crushed when his mother isn't impressed.
When Alan dates a cooking instructor, both he and Charlie gain weight. When it becomes clear she's unstable, Charlie won't let Alan break up with her. Charlie and Alan take Jake to a friend's house and go for some sibling bonding at the movies, but Alan thinks Jake was too eager to get away from him. No one believes Charlie when he confesses that he and Mia have been dating for more than a month and haven't consummated the relationship.
After 90 days of abstinence, Charlie is quite eager to consummate his relationship with Mia. But he worries that he may not be at the top of his game. Charlie can't keep up with Mia's healthy routine, so he sneaks cigars and beers in the garage and enlists Rose to deliver burgers to him on the sly.
Concerned that he is dating a woman half his age, Alan tries to avoid bringing his sexy year-old girlfriend to Jake's birthday party. When he's nominated for an advertising award, Charlie boycotts the banquet, having lost several years in a row to a cocky competitor.
Alan gets into financial trouble when he keeps paying the expenses of his young girlfriend, Kandi, and can't afford to pay Judith's alimony. Kandi moves in with Alan and Charlie, causing tension in the house. Charlie's not happy, considering he's been having a dry spell with women. Charlie is now dating Kandi's mother, Mandi.
Meanwhile, Alan is depressed because Kandi has left him and is staying with bitter Judith. Jake's teacher, Francine, calls Alan and Judith into her classroom to discuss Jake's lack of interest in school, and Alan takes a fancy to her. When a cute girl from Jake's school invites Jake to a party, Charlie butts in on Alan's milestone moment with his son by offering words of wisdom.
Charlie's ex-girlfriend Mia is in town with her dance troupe and wants him to come to her performance.
When he does, she asks him for his sperm. Charlie and Mia's wedding plans begin to fall apart when their families meet. Rose takes Charlie's engagement news hard and makes plans of her own. The fourth season finds skirt-chasing Charlie revisiting his single-guy lifestyle when his newly remarried brother moves out of the beach house. Charlie deals with the immediate aftermath of his canceled wedding -- and Alan's impulsive new marriage to year-old Kandi.
Alan feels guilty when Charlie finally tells him why he broke up with Mia. Meanwhile, problems arise between Charlie and his neighbor, Steven Tyler. After nearly drowning trying to surf, Charlie tells Alan that their deceased father appeared to him and made a request that he's reluctant to fulfill.
Alan is determined to retain custody of his and Kandi's dog after Kandi walks away from their split with both the condominium and the car. When Judith and Herb's marriage plans are threatened due to Jake's disdain for his soon-to-be stepfather, Alan enlists Charlie's help. Although Charlie doesn't get along with his mother, he is strangely attracted to Lydia, a blonde real estate agent -- just like his mother.
When Berta swears vengeance on the married man who got her daughter pregnant, she makes Charlie come along. Meanwhile, Alan reveals an unusual fetish. Alan turns to a psychiatrist for help with his insomnia. Meanwhile, Jake pleads with Charlie not to date the hot mother of a classmate. When Alan leaves Charlie with the check during a double date, Charlie tries to beat him at his own game. Meanwhile, Jake stays home alone. Charlie must choose between his girlfriend, Lydia, and Berta as they fight for his allegiance, each thinking the other has crossed the line.
As Charlie prepares for a steamy Christmas Eve alone with his date, people keep dropping in, and he finds himself hosting an unwanted holiday party. When Berta discovers that Alan has been secretly dating her daughter Naomi, Alan expects trouble. But Berta's reaction is surprising. Jake tells Charlie and Alan that he's overheard Judith and Herb having sex and has a theory as to why his mom constantly gives Herb directions in bed.
Charlie discovers that their hot new neighbor shares some common interests with Alan, and he proceeds -- with ulterior motives -- to set them up.
When Rose announces that she's moving to London, Charlie doesn't listen at first. But he eventually realizes he must face his true feelings for her. A sexy young girl Charlie has been dating cajoles him into going to a hot new club and bringing Alan along to meet her friend. Evelyn rounds up a new group of "friends," including two men and a cute boy who seem suspiciously like adoring versions of Charlie, Alan and Jake.
When Jake starts covering his walls with posters of sexy women, Alan realizes his son is almost grown up. Meanwhile, Kandi tries to be an actress. Charlie continues his fling with Herb's sister, Myra -- and gets a surprise from her after admitting that he truly likes her. When Alan starts hanging out with a gay man from his support group, people think they're dating. Meanwhile, the man's daughter flirts with Jake. Jake experiences a windfall when Charlie takes him to the racetrack.
Meanwhile, Alan is stuck in a hellish DMV office. Charlie loses a woman he's dating to a handsome young handyman. Meanwhile, Jake finds out he must attend summer school because of his poor grades. Charlie and Alan must confront their "daddy issues" when Evelyn's new boyfriend, Teddy, invites them to Las Vegas on his private jet. In the show's fifth season, Charlie pursues more female conquests, uptight Alan searches for a lasting relationship, and Jake continues to mature.
Alan and Charlie's tales of junior high do Jake more harm than good. Later, they run into further trouble on a back-to-school shopping trip. Charlie and his mother become friends After spending the night, Alan's date acts strangely the next morning.
Alan convinces Charlie to date a woman his age. After making a bad impression on the first date, Charlie takes extreme action to get a second chance.
Just as Charlie is about to take his relationship with Linda to the next level, he starts to see his former stalker Rose's face everywhere. A babysitting gig leads to a more lucrative offer for Charlie. To make ends meet, Alan signs up to be a human guinea pig for a drug trial. A mix-up causes Charlie to embarrass Linda at an important work function. Against his father's wishes, Jake sneaks out to attend a concert.
A quarrel over Alan's role in the house leads him to move with Jake into his mother's home. Evelyn and Teddy desperately try to rectify the situation. Evelyn gets so frustrated with not being able to talk to Charlie, that she decides to drop in while in the neighborhood. She invites them to dinner, to meet her new boyfriend Tommy. When the brothers get over to their mothers house, Charlie is shocked to realize that Tommy's daughter is Olivia, one of the people he has been avoiding.
Olivia tries to confront Charlie about their situation, but doesn't get the answer she wants, and throws a drink in his face, then storms off.
After a week of not being able to contact their mother, Alan gets worried about her. So the brothers decide to go to her house and see if she's okay. They find her sitting in the dark and drinking, and she informs them that Tommy dumped her for a younger women.
Later the brothers get Jake to try and cheer her up. Judith gets worried when, for a school assignment, Jake draws the tattooed buttocks of a female surfer friend of Charlie's who is in the habit of walking around his place half naked. Then Alan gets worried about Judith after she becomes friends with the surfer girl. Alan tricks Charlie into joining him and Judith in leading Jake and his classmates in the school's annual music show.
After meeting Wendy, a one-night stand of Charlies, Jake befriends her. Charlie doesn't like this situation, as he believes Wendy is using Jake to further their relationship, and he has no intention to keep it going. Alan and Walden try and keep up the facade that they are a loving couple when the social worker comes to visit. Walden reconnects with Kate and is confident she's "The One" - that is, until he encounters Vivian.
Meanwhile, Alan and Gretchen connect on a deeper level. Walden is invited to his ex-girlfriend's boutique opening. Meanwhile, Gretchen is looking forward to spending more time at Alan's house. Lyndsey finds out who Alan is sleeping with. Meanwhile, Walden doesn't know how to tell Barry to find his own place.
Walden is under the impression that he is being cheated on by his new girlfriend. Alan begins seeing Larry's sister, Gretchen, and becomes even more involved in Lyndsey and Larry's relationship. Alan discovers Lyndsey broke up with Larry, but failed to tell him. Meanwhile, Walden is on a mission to prove that he's a man's man. Alan gives Lyndsey's boyfriend, Larry, permission to set him up on a blind date. Meanwhile, Walden offers to help Nicole with her software project so she'll have time to date him.
Walden signs on to work with a beautiful former employee on a brilliant new project. Meanwhile, Alan counsels Jenny to open up to her girlfriend.
Walden helps Jenny get a second date with her one-night stand. Meanwhile, Alan has an interesting exchange with his transgender girlfriend's ex-wife; and receives a Japanese delicacy from his son for Christmas.
Walden's date with an accident-prone model drags on. Meanwhile, Alan dates a woman who shares some unexpected personal information with him.
Walden and Alan are on dates with two seemingly perfect women until Lyndsey's jealousy complicates matters. A hesitant Walden agrees to invite her to the house for dinner.
Alan becomes friends with Lyndsey's boyfriend to find out what he has that Alan doesn't. Meanwhile, Walden encourages Jenny to be more assertive in pursuing her acting career. Walden parties with Jenny and her attractive friends.
Meanwhile, Alan and Lyndsey's illicit affair could be threatened. When Walden starts feeling confined in his own house, Jenny moves in with Evelyn and her boyfriend, Marty.
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